My wife is a murderer.

Written by Jeffrey Holmes, MFA – October 20, 2024

It was one meerkat. We don’t have enough food left for both us and the animals.

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 10/20/24

Tessa will be mourned.

Jeffrey Holmes, MFA 10/20/24

Dr. Hanson-Holmes, just think about how much Tessa must have trusted us before you took her life. How could she have seen this coming? How could you betray her?

Respectfully, Matthew Robins

Matthew Robins, Summer 2024 Intern 10/20/24

It was quick and humane. Now we can dry meat instead of waiting for the freezers to die.

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 10/20/24

Also, she’s a meerkat. She has no concept of betrayal.

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 10/20/24

I do, though.

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 10/20/24

There’s some leftover. You are both welcome back to the cabin. Otherwise, it’ll go to waste.

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 10/21/24

How dare you.

Jeffrey Holmes, MFA 10/21/24