ATTENTION ZOO VISITORS

Vicky, I’m leaving. If you ever see this, I’m going back to where we first met. I’ll be able to hole up there for the winter.

Written by Matthew Robins, Summer 2024 Intern – November 30, 2024

Fuck you, Matty.

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 11/30/24

I’m sorry, Dr. Hanson-Holmes. I was doing what was best for me and the animals. For Shredder! Jeff said you would understand, but I understand if you don’t understand.

Respectfully, Matthew Robins

Matthew Robins, Summer 2024 Intern 11/30/24

Matthew, I understand that Shredder broke into the house in search of food and found some. The windows are broken, and I can no longer lock the front door.

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 11/30/24

Give the kid a break. He’s leaving tomorrow morning.

Jeffrey Holmes, MFA 11/30/24

Why not now? Why don’t you both just “return to nature?!”

Dr. Rose Hanson-Holmes, Director 11/30/24

We are caretakers.

Jeffrey Holmes, MFA 11/30/24

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